BREAKING NEWS: OZ IS SINGLE!
He is back.
"Cock Tail anyone?"
"Only a face a mother can love" some people have said. In fact one young lady of the night(some call Dana, others call 'Teagbag') said she would "rather cut my arm in half". But these are just rumours - the real story is that FaceBook has reveal led as of yesterday that Chris 'Oz' Osentowski is Single. You better believe it my friends, the USA Eagle 15s prop sensation, is currently out on the prowl. We live in dangerous times - first North Korea and now the Russian Osentowski...
You have been warned America.
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4 wisely commented |:
and to think I've been away for a week, traveling the world, and almost missed this priceless pronouncement...so sad I just signed a "contract" and am off the market. I luuuuuuuuvvv me some tighthead prop, as they say down squani way!!
tbag
Tbag you absolute gem! Oz has been asking about you for years. He will be disappointed about the new signing...
all that time I was just a few miles down the road and he never even looked my way...sniff...I just thought he was too enthralled with tussling with Frenchy...
The shy nature of the Oz has left many a young lass wondering the exact same thing!
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