MAN OF THE MATCH: HOWIE KAHN!

Springbok prop Toks van der Linde (center) gets ready to scrum down with Howie.

England and Lions player Martin Johnson talks to Howie as he slides his hand further down his pants...

Over the moon at the famous Hong Kong 7s!

Howie Kahn is a true rugby legend - however - not on the field...

Kahn has been hot stepping since the 80s as well as constantly evading several would be female tacklers. His abilities with a pen and paper are unrivaled as one of South Africa's most prominent sports journalists. He has been known at times to write favourable reports for fear of his life (see top photo).

This rugby enthusiast is a clear candidate for the Corner Man-of-the-Match Award and should be winning two free tickets on the Cane Train come December. You 'little' Beautiiiiiiiiii!