GREAT GASTBY WINS NEW YORK MARATHON!

A tired looking Gatsby raises his arms as he beats off Susan Boyle to the finish.

Gatsby - sponsored by Pub Golf team Enders - ponders his role as Francois Pienaar in the movie Invictus...

James Endersby - known as the Great Gatsby to the modern world - stormed the New York Marathon recently in a record time of 3 hours and 35 minutes. Gatsby has been missing since April 2008 when he was last seen on an ice cap in the Antarctic.

He not only returned with a BANG - but raised thousands of money for the Children with Leukaemia fund. Gatsby is more than just a legend - he is a hero who walks among us - although has disappeared yet again...